mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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