i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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