I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
