i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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