Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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