Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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