Your tits are I can't wait for
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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