Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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