watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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