3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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