Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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