I skipped work to stalk him.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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