Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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