you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My ass is underappreciated
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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