That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sorry about my life...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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