escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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