I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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