is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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