So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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