would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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