im having a threesome with these popsicles
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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