He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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