For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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