you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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