We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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