I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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