Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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