apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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