Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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