I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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