But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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