Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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