I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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