The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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