I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
