i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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