A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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