Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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