i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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