i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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