the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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