Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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