i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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