If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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