Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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