He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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