I'm lost and stupid without you.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
