I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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