I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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