Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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