So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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