I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He has the fingertips of a God
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