just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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