I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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