If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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